
Billie Wins a Free Vacation
She knew it was a scam. She went anyway.
A 3D cel-shaded adventure about a woman who fell for an obvious scam and woke up face-down at a bar on an alien planet.
Billie got a notification on her phone. She’d won an all-expenses-paid vacation. She didn’t enter any contest. She knew it was a scam.
She went anyway. Because: free vacation.
Now she’s on an alien planet, her head hurts, something screamed when she stepped on the lawn, and the “dog” next door is definitely an insect. The locals are confident they’ve nailed human culture. They have not.
You’ll help weird creatures. You’ll break stuff that deserves to be broken. You’ll be kind to something small and strange on one planet, and it’ll find a way to matter later. You’ll play as a bisexual overthinker stumbling through alien worlds, swearing a lot, and getting braver without making a big deal about it.
Sometimes it’ll make you feel things you didn’t sign up for.
Pet It or Punt It
Everything you meet can be helped or broken. Both choices lead somewhere. There's no wrong answer, just different consequences and things that have a way of coming back around.
Bizarre Alien Worlds
Each planet is its own kind of wrong. A suburb built by aliens who watched too much Earth TV. A space station run by robots who think they're a restaurant. A world made of sound where the ground shows up when the music does.
Crude, Surreal, Heartfelt
Mostly comedy. Some wonder. Then it hits you with something real when you weren't looking. The lawn screams when you step on it. The "dog" is an insect. And somehow, by the end, you care about all of it.


Billie didn't ask for any of this. She's handling it.